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17 signs you're dating a horse rider

Equestrian humour

17 signs you're dating a horse rider

|| Animak Animal Wear || Perhaps this is your first date. Perhaps you’re a few dates in but your new significant other is still being slightly coy about their hobbies and interests. Here are some subtle yet key signs that you are in fact going out with a horse owner. 1. At the bar, you notice they keep their fingernails hidden in their hands/sleeves. 2. They don’t give the crowd-control police horses outside the stadium the space you feel would be prudent. 3. They’re yawning by 10:30pm. 4. When there’s a risk you’ll miss your train they glance at their watch and say:...

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‘Will only date four-star eventers’ — and other online dating profile blunders

Equestrian humour

‘Will only date four-star eventers’ — and other online dating profile blunders

|| Animak Animal Wear || Looking for a summer romance? Take a look at our advice for riders braving the world of online dating...How did people meet before the days of online dating? It’s a wonder the human race continued at all. As a rider, you face the dilemma of being completely honest about yourself in your profile, and therefore giving away the fact that you will never love any prospective suitor as much as you love your horse, which could be off-putting, or lying, and ending up with someone who doesn’t like horses, or thinks they smell, or something. Disaster. Perhaps treading...

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